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Ninjas. Need I say more?
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My Love

It’s like a mighty whirlwind Of diarrhea I just cannot contain it My love for you is boundless Like my runny nose I can feel it in my gut Like the feeling you get The one when you really have to pee And I have to pee a lot Like four or five times a day actually My heart is like A big throbbing fleshy muscle thing Because that’s what it is It’s got blood and stuff Except I don’t have blood All I have is my love for you in my veins Which means I’ll probably die soon but whatever It’s totally worth it My love for you is ever-present Like the eye boogers you get when you wake up It’s always there The mont

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My Love

It’s like a mighty whirlwind Of diarrhea I just cannot contain it My love for you is boundless Like my runny nose I can feel it in my gut Like the feeling you get The one when you really have to pee And I have to pee a lot Like four or five times a day actually My heart is like A big throbbing fleshy muscle thing Because that’s what it is It’s got blood and stuff Except I don’t have blood All I have is my love for you in my veins Which means I’ll probably die soon but whatever It’s totally worth it My love for you is ever-present Like the eye boogers you get when you wake up It’s always there The mont

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Dear Pre-K Parents, I'm going to be making aprons for our childrens' teachers, Mrs. Argento and Mrs. Cicero. The aprons will be embroidered with the names of all of the children in Mrs. Argento and Mrs. Cicero's pre-k class. My fellow parents, guardians, single mom's, hard-working dads, all I ask of you is that you do the simple action of signing your name on a small rectangular folded piece of paper, more commonly known as a card. For each letter in your name, an orphaned child in Uganda will be given a magical fairy godmother to grant all of his or hers wishes. Chuck Norris will also be sponsoring our campaign, along with the spirit of the

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