My Love

It’s like a mighty whirlwind
Of diarrhea
I just cannot contain it
My love for you is boundless
Like my runny nose
I can feel it in my gut
Like the feeling you get
The one when you really have to pee
And I have to pee a lot
Like four or five times a day actually
My heart is like
A big throbbing fleshy muscle thing
Because that’s what it is
It’s got blood and stuff
Except I don’t have blood
All I have is my love for you in my veins
Which means I’ll probably die soon but whatever
It’s totally worth it
My love for you is ever-present
Like the eye boogers you get when you wake up
It’s always there
The month after you kissed me
I didn’t brush my teeth
Because I wanted to keep your skin cells with me
All of them.
If I could’ve put them in a jar I would’ve
But I couldn’t
So I didn’t brush my teeth
My love for you thrives
And grows
Like the fungus in my armpit
Except my love for you smells better
It smells like a fresh stick of butter
Deep fried
Dipped in butter
Deep fried again
Dipped in sugar
Deep fried
And then dipped in butter again.
And then deep fried.
It tastes delicious
My love is uncontrollable
Like a sneeze
The ones you sneeze when you forget to cover your mouth
And my love for you is like the spit
The spit that comes out of
The opened mouth sneeze
It is everywhere.
I have your underwear framed on my wall
I have your socks in a locked box
I will not give them back
They smell like you.
They smell like my love for you.
I love you.